Do you guys remember that time in MGS1/Twin Snakes where Otacon is talking to Snake about the heat sensitive key cards and how he has to warm/cool the key in order for it to change shape
and Snake asks where he’s supposed to go to cool down the card later
and in the sassiest voice ever Otacon is just like “Snake we are in motherfucking Alaska go the hell outside you dumb piece of shit”
or so he thought
On top of nuclear bipedal tank, place is about to blow; naturally, it’s time for a shirtless duel of HONOR
I can think of no better time to rip your shirt off and face your brother in unarmed combat.
it’s a good thing they didn’t grow up together
it wouldn’t have helped
Probably the most depressing thing I’ve read in a while
See this is why I love MGS. No it isn’t perfect. No its female characters are not perfect and they are not represented perfectly. But they’re people. At the end of the day they’re fucking people and I don’t have to deal with this “WOMEN ARE WEAKER THAN MEN, THAT’S JUST SCIENCE” mentality, because shit, we have weird ass things in MGS that make no sense on a scientific level and it doesn’t matter, because regardless of whether or not women are physically weaker than men, we’re going to have powerful ladies, and weak ladies, and sexy ladies and masculine ladies and some of them are going to be physically stronger than the men because FUCK YOU WE HAVE A GUY THAT SPITS BEES OUT OF HIS MOUTH, WHO GIVES A SHIT.
this is the worst date ever